If you want to get through the airport without some TSA agent named Bruno going elbow-deep in your rear end, wear one of these anti-TSA uniforms:
Also comes in black:
From The Blaze: CAIR: TSA Can Only Pat Down Muslim Women’s Head, Neck. Has a suicide bomber ever strapped a bomb to their head or neck?
According to CAIR, the TSA’s new “enhanced pat down” policy should be limited to searching only around Muslim women’s head and neck if they are wearing a hijab and that Muslims objecting to the enhanced full-body scans have the right to request the pat-down procedure be done in a private place.
There’s more, including video, at theblogprof.