Comrades, celebrate! The People’s Cube is 8 years old!

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The People’s Cube
4/1/2013

 

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Oppressed workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia!

Eight years ago today the People’s Cube rapidly rose over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the revolution, dispelling the right-wing darkness of the blogosphere.

Report to your local Kommissar for instructions about proper celebratory procedures. Join a mandatory spontaneous festival in your designated area. You will be given a Party-approved placard and a handful of rocks to hurl at occasional remnants of the bourgeoisie.

Consumption of People’s Cube sugar beet vodka is optional…

 

The celebration continues at The People’s Cube.

 

Congratulations, Comrades, from Thought Criminal #8537940. And thanks!

 

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