The best NASCAR invocation ever July 23, 2011

‘If anything happens, I want him to be at my funeral.’

~race winner Carl Edwards


‘Lord, I Want to Thank You For My Smokin’ Hot Wife Tonight’

JammieWearingFool 7/25/2011

It’ll be a long time before anyone tops this.

Nelms began the prayer straightforward enough, thanking God for all his blessings. […]