Legal Insurrection’s Official Predictions for 2011

William A. Jacobson
Legal Insurrection

Here are Legal Insurrection’s Official predictions for 2011:

  1. Obama will give an unscripted speech announcing he is resigning to take a year-long road trip to play golf in each of the 57 states.
  2. Joe Biden, the second in line to the presidency, will become President upon Obama’s resignation, and head the Democratic 2012 ticket with V.P. nominee Alvin Greene.
  3. The Palin-Coulter ticket will emerge as the overwhelming favorite for 2012, winning the all important GawkerMaddow, and Feministe endorsements, because sisterhood and breaking the glass ceiling counts for more than partisan politics.
  4. The House and Senate will repeal Obamacare, and newly installed President Biden will sign the Repeal Bill using crayons from the recently defunded office of Kathleen Sebelious.
  5. Harry Reid will admit the war wasn’t lost, and the surge didn’t fail.
  6. Sheldon Whitehouse will give a speech on the floor of the Senate thanking health care protesters for participating in our democratic process.
  7. Chris Dodd will return to the Senate floor to blame Barney Frank for the mortgage bubble; Barney Frank will take to the floor of the House to blame Chris Dodd for the mortgage bubble; Jamie Gorelick will rat them both out for the reward money.
  8. Alan Grayson will run television ads stating that what he meant to say was, “Republicans want you to be happy and live forever.”

Read the rest at Legal Insurrection.

At CAJ our favorite is #17:

Dale Peterson will replace Janet Napolitano as Secretary of Homeland Security, and will shoot anyone who comes near our junk.

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